When the cat’s tongue is out when asleep
communication hard, unease, constantly keeping oneself on guard
but I can’t, I’m listening to mommy asmr
but I can’t, I can’t… I can’t keep listening to that…
so I’ll just sit just sit on this
large hat
Oh, to have the whimsy to stand and
wear this impossible accessory
Unfortunately, I am far too small, and
this hat far too big
but I know who can wear this hat
A hat of such magnitude could only be
suited for Kurt Russell as R.J. Mac ready
In John Carpenter’s “The Thing” (1982) Rated
R with director of photography Dean Cundey
and head of special effects Rob Bottin
I like hats
to cover my chilly head
when the sun don’t shine
Down in Bikini Bottom
With Spongebob and Patrick
And Mr. Krabs and Plankton
Engaged in a passionate relationship
that would be memorialized in the stars
and called a friendship in the history books
They wrote something above this
That would be described as homosexual
But I could be wrong
