Project: Inkwell Poets Society

When the cat’s tongue is out when asleep

 

communication hard, unease, constantly keeping oneself on guard

 

but I can’t, I’m listening to mommy asmr

 

but I can’t, I can’t… I can’t keep listening to that…

 

so I’ll just sit just sit on this

large hat

 

Oh, to have the whimsy to stand and

wear this impossible accessory

Unfortunately, I am far too small, and

this hat far too big

 

but I know who can wear this hat

A hat of such magnitude could only be

suited for Kurt Russell as R.J. Mac ready

In John Carpenter’s “The Thing” (1982) Rated

R with director of photography Dean Cundey

and head of special effects Rob Bottin

 

I like hats

 

to cover my chilly head

when the sun don’t shine

 

Down in Bikini Bottom

With Spongebob and Patrick

And Mr. Krabs and Plankton

 

Engaged in a passionate relationship

that would be memorialized in the stars

and called a friendship in the history books

 

They wrote something above this

That would be described as homosexual

But I could be wrong