{"id":46,"date":"2026-05-13T18:51:53","date_gmt":"2026-05-13T18:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unewhavendh.org\/inkwell\/?p=46"},"modified":"2026-05-13T21:08:00","modified_gmt":"2026-05-13T21:08:00","slug":"cats-tongue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unewhavendh.org\/inkwell\/2026\/05\/13\/cats-tongue\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat&#8217;s Tongue"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When the cat\u2019s tongue is out when asleep<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">communication hard, unease, constantly keeping oneself on guard<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">but I can\u2019t, I\u2019m listening to mommy asmr<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">but I can\u2019t, I can\u2019t\u2026 I can\u2019t keep listening to that\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">so I\u2019ll just sit just sit on this<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">large hat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, to have the whimsy to stand and<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">wear this impossible accessory<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unfortunately, I am far too small, and<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">this hat far too big<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">but I know who can wear this hat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A hat of such magnitude could only be<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">suited for Kurt Russell as R.J. Mac ready<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In John Carpenter\u2019s \u201cThe Thing\u201d (1982) Rated<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">R with director of photography Dean Cundey<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">and head of special effects Rob Bottin<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like hats<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">to cover my chilly head<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">when the sun don\u2019t shine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Down in Bikini Bottom<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With Spongebob and Patrick<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And Mr. Krabs and Plankton<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Engaged in a passionate relationship<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">that would be memorialized in the stars<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">and called a friendship in the history books<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They wrote something above this<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That would be described as homosexual<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I could be wrong<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the cat\u2019s tongue is out when asleep communication hard, unease, constantly keeping oneself on guard but I can\u2019t, I\u2019m&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":824,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"portfolio_post_id":0,"portfolio_citation":"","portfolio_annotation":"","openlab_post_visibility":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-group-poetry","category-poetry-pass","post-archive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unewhavendh.org\/inkwell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unewhavendh.org\/inkwell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unewhavendh.org\/inkwell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unewhavendh.org\/inkwell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/824"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unewhavendh.org\/inkwell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/unewhavendh.org\/inkwell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48,"href":"https:\/\/unewhavendh.org\/inkwell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/48"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unewhavendh.org\/inkwell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unewhavendh.org\/inkwell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unewhavendh.org\/inkwell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}